The most famous fatrosexual in the world.

It's a big night, why cut your heair, tighten your tie? F it, live the stereotype. A real Fatrosexual would clean up. Cut or tie up the hair. Get a big Steven Segal jacket. A well tied tie. And a new pair of running shoes.

Congrats big man. We waited fourty years for this, at least you could do is tuck in your shirt.

Our Fatrosexual of the night? He showed up for his daughter's big night, looking like a million dollars with a spare tire. Thanks for dressing up. Now make a decent movie; like the old days.

Who's hotter? The fat Anna Nicole Smith or the new skinny Anna?

I say fat. She's big, bold, and ready for action!
Skinny? No way. Not my idea who hotness. E! channel must agree. After she shed 100 pounds of the love, the "entertainment" channel dumped our poor (soon to be rich) victim. Did they think there wasn't any comedy left? She might be thin, but she still ain't that smart. Is dumb and smart not as funny as if she was fat?

Fat, fun and ready for breakfast.
Anna and some dude. I hopes it's not her man!
how can you say no to that at even twice the price? She's like a sofa from IKEA, all cushion!

GUT OF THE MONTH!

That's right! be proud and get the stomaches rolling: it's show time! (It's time to get a better doctor.)

Don't call him "Big Guy." He's tough, rough and 80% chance he's hearing running shoes.

Our second placer is simply known as first timer. Let's see how big it is now. Two years ago it was just a baby.

That's right! Screw Atkins! Keep training and one day you might end up as a winner!

The Fatrosexual Knows the Ladies. He's go the confidence to meet the hotest ones and the personality to keep her. Just like on any cbs sitcom.

He knows how to dress. He knows any outfit, whether an XL or an XXXXL can be perfectly accented with a running shoe.

A true Fatrosexual, hates to be called, "Big Guy." It's just stupid and jarring. Like Adam Sandler movies.

Most likely, It's not the Fatrosexual who dealt it, he know better. If you smell one, it's either you or the dog.

A Fatrosexual, isn't affraid to order what ever he wants at a restuarant. He won't pretend he doesn't eat a lot, like his appearance is a strange coinincidence. If it's on the menu, he'll try it. No secret eating here.

Most of all, a Fatrosexual never thinks fat jokes about Oprah are funny. Mainly because she hasn't been fat in 20 years.