From the editor,

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From the Breadboard,

Recently the intake of bread in America has gone way down. I blame ATKINS and the people who claim to be on it, but are too cheap and lazy to follow through.

Anyone on this diet thinks they have to stay away from bread. They have a diet that tells them what ot eat and not eat.

Then there are the people who don't want to buy or read the book and are guessing at what to do. They eat anything they want except for regular Coke and bread.

To that I say phewy! Either eat a ton including bread, or eat nothing at all.

This is why I wanted to announce to you bread's new catch phrase and media launch.

"Bread, it's not what's keeping you fat." I know it's harsh, but ording a Italian Sub without the sub, is not going to make you a 32 waist.

Plus, I got kids to put through school. Private school is not cheap. Why should they have to go to a public school so you can skip the gym indefinately?

Look for our new mascot, Fit Phill the French Loaf, who doesn't like to loaf around the house.

You can order "Eat bread. Drink beer. A Carb ain't gonna kill ya" t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Sincerly, Abe Washington